Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Rant on Pokemon Generation 5

I really don't have anything to do now besides read about Pokemon Glitches on Bulbapedia, so I'll just complain all I can about Generation 5. He we go!:

Pokemon Generation 5. I despise it. First of all, 90% of the Pokemon in Generation 5 are ugly. I mean, you might be thinking that since they're monsters, they are supposed to look ugly. I get what you mean, but, even though they're ugly, they at least LOOK good. Like Darkrai and Glaceon. But the Pokemon in Generation 5? I repeat, 90% of them are ugly. Extremely ugly. Like there's this one that's an ice cream cone. When it evolves, it turns into... 2 ice cream cones. It evolves again, and it becomes 3 ice cream cones! Not only that they're ugly, Game Freak didn't work as hard this time to make and name the Pokemon. Like the ice cream cone one. There's this one that's 2 gears. It's called giaru. Every time it evolves, another gear is added. And the name, they just add another "gi"!

The second reason: The game. Sure, the game is better, better graphics, better items, taller people, better Pokecenters, some weird thing that does automatic connection called the C-Gear, and I mean, they're great, but alot of things have been restricted from Generation 4. Like bringing Pokemon with items. You can't bring items! And there are sooooo few glitches! Some people, like me, play Pokemon merely for the Glitches. The glory of the Glitches. And now, so far there hasn't been a single Glitch Pokemon or Item reported yet, and so far there's only one glitch: the Sky Drop glitch. And, it doesn't do much. It's actually quite good for the Pokemon that's in the semi-invulnerable state, but they can't move, that's the only problem.

I have to go to Religion class now so bye!